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Coco Peru plays Grand Theft Auto 5 (x)

(Source: bitchcoven, via greenglowsgold)

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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ex-ceptional:

two-men-one-angel:

pseudologia-fantastica-me:

you-are-a-vessel-jimmy:

He’s such a pretentious fuckwad oh my Christ

I love this.

THISSS 

(Source: prettylittletmi, via justforgetnoregrets)

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar
missmagrathea:

yum.

コーヒーが垂れても机が汚れない、ちょっと一工夫のマグカップ : ギズモード・ジャパン

This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time.

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cokeflow:

Should I wear all black or all black today

(via feelingsin-disguise)

the-legend-of-appa:

camwhoreconfessional:

fghtffyrdmnsx:

oh my god

best.ever.

is that another guinea pig in his stew?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via danaxlove)